Hoopism made this sikkkk graphic of every NBA championship ring and will hopefully turn it into a poster that I will frame and hide in my room so nobody will know what a huge dork I really am. Also, on a related note: eight-year-old Michael made a fake Blazers ring in 1992 when the Drexler/Porter/Kersey/Uncle Cliffy team lost to the Bulls in the finals. I think it’s still at my parents’ house, next to the Jamal Mashburn Christmas tree ornament.